Monthly Archives: June 2015

EL James: ‘Grey’ – in seven paragraphs

I wake up in a sweat colder than the inside of my luxury AEG freezer, which cost $6,999. Damn, another dream about my Troubled Childhood. Probably explains why you’re only sexually aroused by nipple clamps and fisting, my subconscious chimes … Continue reading

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Kevin Pietersen: ‘KP: The Autobiography’ – in seven paragraphs

We need to talk about Kevin. Specifically, we need to talk about all the times Kevin has been persecuted and victimised by the powers that be in English cricket, who exist for the sole purpose of ruining Kevin’s life. Kevin … Continue reading

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